UNDER THE CARP BANNER
Production: Kokuei Corporation
Product Planning: Daisuke Asakura
Akiko Tomonari
Taro Araki
Naoto Yoshimoto
Takahiko Kobayashi, Kozo Ueda & Kazuhiro Sano
Marimo Yamamura & Chikuwa Aoki
Kanako Kishi
Camera: Koichi Saito, Lighting: Fujimaru Rocky, Editing: Seji Sakaii
Music: Takayoshi Tomatsu Assistant Director: Atsushi Yamamura
Direction Assistant: Hiromasa Aoki Camera Assistant: Hiroshi Saito
Lighting Assistant: Kazeno Fujimaru
Sound Effects: Rikyo Onkyo Recording: New Meguro Studio
Film Development: Toei Kagaku
Corporation: Suijyosou, Outglou, Takuji Takahashi, Takashi Kajino
Director & Screenplay by: Kazuhiro Sano
SEATBELT - everyone knows, but forgets.
What the hell are you doing? Have you finally gone insane?
I was just so bored I decided to look at society upside down, but...
...nothing is different.
If you're that bored, why don't we go to the hot spring?
Is that the place where your big sister got married and moved to?
Yeah. And her husband is so hyper, he'll keep you amused.
Cool, cool!
Well, but...
...I only have 300 yen.
Why don't you steal a car then?
Is it still not started yet?
This isn't a film or TV, OK? It's not that easy to get it started.
Why don't you try another car then?
Stop moaning. We have to drive up the mountain so this is the perfect one.
Yeah, but this one has Sumo on the number plate.
I prefer Yokohama on the number plate because it's cool.
I got it! A miracle, God bless you!
What an idiot!
- What's that for? - A present for them.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Stop it...
Sex maniac.
And you.
You're so wet, it went in easy.
Yeah...more...
I'm...I'm coming...
Put it on.
What? I haven't got one today.
Finish outside, OK?
Fine.
Hey, did you hear a strange noise earlier?
I was so into it, I didn't hear anything.
- Ha, you sure. - What do you mean?
I said nothing.
- This is the place. - It looks like a proper hot spring hotel.
Hey, what's that?
Higher than the roof...
Ah, there's Koi. Hey, Koi!
- Higher than the roof... - Hey, Koi!
Koitaro is 25 years old, and was born on the 5th of May.
He's the second son of his family.
What?! The same age as me? You must be joking!
He fell off the roof when he was five and he's been like that since.
That's a good start. I don't think I'll be bored here!
Thank you for looking after Rikako.
I'm her big sister... Tomoko Okawa.
And this is my husband, Ryuko Okawa.
Goeruku.
He just said, 'Nice to meet you'.
Hey, introduce yourself.
Ah...I'm Kunio Yonezawa... nice to meet you.
Kuu kuu keukku.
He's saying you seem like a nice young man.
Excuse me...actually I can understand English, but French is a no-no.
You see, this isn't a foreign language. It's the language of the Kappa.
Kappa?!
Kuwa Kueppa.
He's always been a person who gets influenced easily.
Also, he tends to go crazy on one thing.
Kuwan kueri kuuzu.
He's saying not to say too many unnecessary things to you.
Since he read 'Kappa - The River Spirits' written by Ryunosuke Akutagawa,
he's started to believe that he is a river spirit himself.
Kuen kuwappa.
Kuori kurori.
Then...what happened to his hands.
Well, he tried growing webbed fingers and failed.
Rikako!
Kuori kurori, my sweet Kuori!
Kurokkusu!
I hate you, really.
- Kuen kueppa, kuen kueppa. - Drunk!
Um pappa, um pappa.
Can you wash my back?
I never thought that a river spirit would appear.
Your relatives are just amazing, huh?
But can I remind you that I'm not a blood relative of those two, OK?
But your big sister's also gone mad as well, hasn't she?
An obedient follower of the Kappa religious group. Yeah?
She's just being nice to him.
Listen, Ryuko was an alien before being a river spirit...apparently.
Can you imagine? He forced me to learn the language of Venus.
But anyway, the dinner was normal and I'm relieved!
I was worried that they might serve Kappa roll!
Can you wash me next, then?
Fool.
Hey, why don't we take Koitaro to Tokyo?
He believes that the roof of his house is the highest in the world, right?
Because he's never been out of this village in his life.
That's why...
We can tell them it would be good for him to learn how society works, huh?
Can you wash my ass, too?
Shokichi...shokichi...
Hey, can you suck my balls next?
Look at that! He's lucky! So lucky, lucky!
Incredible.
Incredible! Incredible! Incredible!
I'm coming...
Please suck mine too...
Can you clean it more?
You fool.
Come on...
Boring...
All the young men have gone to Tokyo.
All we got here are gramps and grannies.
That couple last night, I think they're from Tokyo.
Tokyo people are so lucky!
Hey, if we're bored, why don't we go and punch that refugee?
That's a good idea!
Wake up.
Go back to your own country.
You stole radish from my farm, didn't you?
And you stole burdock from my farm, didn't you?
There's nothing for you to eat here.
Except this!
Look, he's not happy.
Don't you realize we're allowing you to eat our valuable soil.
You idiot!
Why don't you eat it? There's nothing wrong with it!
Hey, he's really eating!
Then I'll add some fertilizer.
Ah...Koitaro!
You stupid fool! Koi-idiot!
Idiot!
- Look at you! - I've had enough, let's go.
But where?
Hey, why don't we join the self-defense army?
Self-defense army?
What? Don't you know about it?
If there's a war anywhere in the world, we join the good guys and fight.
What? Really?
We'll get paid and be able to kill people, but still be heroes. It's great!
OK, let's join the self-defense army.
Yeah, it's war!
Higher than the roof...
I'll give you it all today.
You must be hungry. You can eat all of it.
Today I'm going to a place called Tokyo.
By car...with my sister and brother.
That's why they bought me those sweets.
I won't see you for a while so l decided to give you a whole bag.
Ah, it's time to go.
While I'm away, be careful of those bullies.
See you.
- See you soon. - Ueosu, ueosu.
Kueku?
Kuwakka?
Kuwakko, kuwakko,
Kuwa...
Good...
Ku...wa...kuru... ku...ku...ku...
Kuwa...ku...ku... kuku...kuwa...
Kuwa...kuwa...kuwa...
Kuwa...ku...ku...
Ku...ku...ku...ku...ku...ku...kuwa... ku...ku...ku...ku...ku...ku...kuwa
Kuwa...kuwa...kuware...
Kuikku...
The rough surface makes me feel good...
Kuwakku!
Ahh...ah...
Ku...ku...kuikku.
Your clitoris is so big.
Kueme...kue...kuippu...
Kueme...
I'm embarrassed...don't stare at it... I'm so embarrassed...
Kuwa kuekkyo...
Your cunt looks good, as usual...
Kue...kuecho...
Kueccho...kuecchoko...
Please don't make me wait so much... please get in quickly...
Kuwa...kuwa...kuwa...kuwa...
Kue...kue...kuwa...kuwa...
Kuwa...kuwa...kuwa...
Oh...kura...oh...oh...kuwa...
Kue...kue...I'm going mad...
So nice... your dick never lets me down.
I can't believe it, they're not hiring anybody at the moment for the army!
It's so boring! When are they going to start hiring for the army?
Hey, those must be Tokyo people, too.
Hey, let's go and punch that guy again!
Tomoko.
Hey...
Hey, you.
People in the village said you're a refugee.
What country are you from?
Can't you speak Japanese?
Yes, that's it.
Language isn't the most important thing.
As long as we can communicate between our minds.
Do you understand? Friend?
Friend...
Let me introduce my wife to you.
Do you smoke?
Smoke!
That guy can't speak Japanese.
That's perfect.
My holiday ends tomorrow
and I have to go back to the studio to shoot a program for the following day.
Let's get it done now.
Yeah, I have to deliver a story about the Tokyo-line incident to the newspaper.
Ah...we're very sorry. Let me introduce my wife to you.
Wife...
Smoke...
Hey, you slut. Are you feeling sexy?
I'm so wet.
Do you want me to put it in you already? Huh?
You want a hard and thick one?!
Here...here...
Open your legs more! Don't try to look cool!
Open up more!
Hey! Pal!
Do it! Do it now.
From behind! You! Do it from behind!
Please get it in... Hurry...hurry...
Is he better than me? You slut!
His is much thicker and harder than yours.
Can't you think of anything else apart from the thickness and hardness of cocks?
You sex maniac!
Fantastic...
What's so good
about getting the penis of this dirty, stupid refugee who can't even speak properly in you?
Shame on you! Shame on you!
Please do it harder. Harder!
Please forgive me!
I'm useless as a man and as a husband. Useless!
Yeah, right?
Please insult me. Please spit on me!
Yes, you're right. You're useless!
More!
You useless, impotent homosexual!
More!
You brainless fool!
Please, more!
I'm coming...
Friend...?
Don't come near me! You dirty, homeless refugee!
Friend...?
Smoke...?
Hey, Koitaro? Tokyo's great, isn't it?
Stop eating that shit!
I bought this for you. Eat it.
He's having extreme culture shock at the moment.
Well, hopefully he'll grow up after this.
I expect so.
Hey, drink this.
Koitaro...are you OK? Hey?
It's the first long trip he's had in his life. He must be tired.
Let's take him to my room and let him rest.
Can you walk? Koitaro, can you walk?
I wonder how Koitaro is coping there.
Koitaro kuike.
Kuutsu kurukowa kuecchokko?
You dirty river spirit...
What's wrong?
Come out MacArthur.
We'll send you straight to hell when you come out.
Come out MacArthur.
We'll send you straight to hell when you come out.
Hey...
Have you been bullied again by Shokichi and Heita?
OK, come with me now.
I'm going to re-build Japan, this rotten society
K...Kukukue... Koitaro...kue kuwa!
No!
The cause of the corruption of our country is in Tokyo.
If we can control Tokyo, everything will be fine.
Therefore, we will head to Tokyo now to enforce discipline!
Let's go!
Don't be so pitiful.
As long as you have the spirit to fight in a war, you can gain anything.
Even your country.